do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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