bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
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Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
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I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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