My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
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my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
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I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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