guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
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Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
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I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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