she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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