I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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