My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I just cut my nipple shaving
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
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Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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