Quick, to the slutcave!
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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