What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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