I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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