how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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