on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
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We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
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A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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