She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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