Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize