Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
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Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
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Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
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