i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
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