we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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