I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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