hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Randomize
