i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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