I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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