It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
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Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
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Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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