mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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