yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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