hell yes lets make some ravioli
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
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her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
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if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Fuck me I smell like cheese
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize