Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I will die if light touches me.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
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