ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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