i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
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did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
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Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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