shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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