She announced her abortion via fbk
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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