i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
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You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
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I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Bring me that man meat
COCAINE IS GR8
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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