I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Randomize
