So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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