Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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