hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
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after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
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Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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