So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
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I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
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Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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