An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
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Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
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He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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