'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
