We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
