I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
this just has baby written all over it
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize