Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
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I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
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The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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