I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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