I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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