is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
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he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
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We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
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