Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
My feet surprised me
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