STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
These tits shall not be calmed
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