I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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