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S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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