I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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