I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
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She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
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She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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