I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
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your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
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His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
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The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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