HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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