I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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